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mixed

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he asks me to be happy

useless, me helpless

i am not happy and he detests me

of not being happy and being happy

about it

and i think….hehe…is the only solution

next day

starting with a whitsle

he is only going to worry about

sorry i forgot

that’s what he detests

but i know

i am not gonna survive with this

forgetfulness

beautiful

i love her watery eyes…

but…here i am the same guy

not gonna reveal identities

gonna die in a tunnel

as i use..used tags  or

condoms

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exactly apposite “I am”

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I am happy

joyous and grumpy

celebrating and sulky

foolish and def

exactly opposite …“I am”

 

I am mad and tame

restless and innate

dirty and pristine

boisterous and calm

 exactly opposite… “I am”

 

I am good and bad

pink and black

curled and straight

smooth and rough

 exactly opposite…“I am”

 

I am high

and low

Surfaced and below

cunning and straight

deep and afloat

colored and white

confident and timid

pained and pleased

rash and coward

vulgar and petty

hero and anti

singular and many

 

exactly opposite …“I am”

 

i am you and me

image and trait

real and bait

spent and saved

 

i am poise and mean

exactly opposite…”I am”

 

 

 

 

whisky or rum

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I can see things everywhere

Twice

You know why?

Well I am drunk

or in my keyboard shift key

Is bigger than enter…

 

Or is it really binary

As I heard

Like yes or no

Or is it just go, try

take a hike…

 

hehe

Its both, or

Its usually none…

I am going to pee

And release

The confusion

As water is neutral

And it has acidity

Of none

 

 

Its so natural of being the

Neutral

But the thing is

As usual for we freaks

Confusion is

Fun…

So make your choice

Whisky or

Rum…

 ??

 

 

Drunken monologue 2…

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restedMachines

I think are made

On the concept of a drunk

They are efficient

And never thought

Of being hurt

They are human

As much as we are machines

Because

They are taught

To tell best day ever

And we humans

Say, just being different

Or not

Best night ever…